I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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