is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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