this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
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therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
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I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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