Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
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Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
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Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I need to align my fucking chakras
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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