I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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