I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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