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Is this the I'm gay speech?
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
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Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
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note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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