Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
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