I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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