I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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