Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Randomize
