Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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