Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Randomize
