Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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