totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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