Whoa Z and x make the same sound
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
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