Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Randomize
