My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
should my penis look like a turkey
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Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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