As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I'm way too hungover for life right now
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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