are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
i am craving dick and cupcakes
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