sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
The chlamydia really affected his face.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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