This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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