Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
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Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
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Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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