You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
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best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
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It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog