Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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