Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Randomize
