Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
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just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
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Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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