tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
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did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
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When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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