'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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