who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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