i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
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See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
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I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Randomize