I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
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You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
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From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
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