what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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