it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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