I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
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You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
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I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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