I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
well you can't waste a boner
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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