small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
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