The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
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malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
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Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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