Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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