I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
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