its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
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