Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
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I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
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A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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