I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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