I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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