I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
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Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
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I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
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