We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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