Just cropdusted the office
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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