What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
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just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
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Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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