The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
nutella sex= disaster
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I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
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Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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