he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
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I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
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On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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