Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
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eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
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It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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