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At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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