TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
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should my penis look like a turkey
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
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I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
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