How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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