I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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