yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
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