My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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