Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
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going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
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There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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